ALBANY, N.Y.
— On The Road to WrestleMania, the latest
insurgence by The Shield collided head-on with a gigantic
counteroffensive, while World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo
Rodriguez played an intricate “role” in the ridicule of the “Real American” and
his outspoken compatriot.
Just 30 days before he
will challenge World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio for the World Title
at WrestleMania, Jack Swagger and self-professed “Founding Father,” Zeb Colter,
welcomed SmackDown to “Jack Swagger’s America.”
Insisting
the WWE Universe shared their beliefs — but were too scared to say or do
anything about it — Colter declared that he and the “Real American” would
serve as their spokesman in the creation of a new Bill of Rights for “legal”
Americans. Stating that those who disagreed with them were part of the problem,
Colter reinforced that he and Swagger were the solution.
But the No. 1 contender to the World Title at WrestleMania and
his impassioned cohort were soon interrupted by Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez,
who countered their inflammatory rhetoric with hilarious parody. Presenting a
video in which they were dressed as Swagger and Colter, the pair mocked their
adversaries’ message — leaving the subjects of their ridicule seething as
they pointed out the growing threat of Mexican food.
